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12/24/09 05:36 pm - ~*Merry Netmas, Bitches!!!*~

~*Hark the moderators sing
Glory to the mass posting
Peace on Net and banning mild
Admin and wankers reconciled
Joyful all ye fandoms rise
Feast on the candy for the eyes
With mod approval thus proclaim
"Yes! My posts aren't trite and lame!"
Hark the moderators sing
Glory to the mass posting*~

12/19/09 10:28 pm - Sixteen Is An Important Birthday

Name: Sixteen Is An Important Birthday
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: John Hughes revisited
Disclaimer: I don't own the story or the characters. Which should be obvious.
Warnings: One serious case of the Ringwalds
Notes: Done for [info]reel_band, just barely under the wire.

( "I can't believe it... they fucking forgot my birthday..." )

12/18/09 10:33 pm - ~*It's meme time, it's meme time...

...won't you have some meme of mine?*~

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line (unless the first line reveals the song title) from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. (House rule: Skip instrumentals.)
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and song title correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google is cheating!

( Pretty easy songs, really... )

12/10/09 06:26 pm - DOOD. This is HILARIOUS.

So, if you know me, you know about my love of smut in the written form. I read it, I write it, I laugh hysterically when it's bad.

And oh, baby, have I found the baddest of the bad.

www.bookbyyou.com/

This is a website where they take your name and the fantasy man name of your choice, and they inject it into a pre-packaged paperback. The best part? You can preview without having to actually buy. The romance section is the funniest shit you will ever read, I shit you not.

This is part of a preview for the Internet dating one:

( Ignore the names, they're unimportant. )

And here's a preview from the faux-Trek story that's just too ridiculous not to post:

( HEY, I told you to ignore those names. )

I'm serious, dudes, make your own, it's too awesomely horrible not to do.

12/6/09 08:59 pm - Bored as snot, gonna do The Holiday Wishlist

The Rules: Make a post that contains your list of holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want this year is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

( Let's see, what does Chibi want... )

11/26/09 01:39 am - Swiped Meme Time

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

( Warning you now, this is going to make me sound extremely whiny )

11/23/09 03:00 am - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 7

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 6
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love
( Hall of the Faer King )

10/10/09 02:27 am - I'll Be Stuck Fixated On One Star

Name: I'll Be Stuck Fixated On One Star
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Brendon
POV: 3rd person
Summary: The Federation ship Clandestine on shore leave.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Totes random fandom crossovers, serious mangling of Star Trek canon

( Culture clash and syntax error... )

9/18/09 01:40 am - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 6

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 6
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love

( Ruh roh... )

8/20/09 09:21 am - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 5

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 5
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love


( Phrasing is everything... )

8/19/09 12:46 pm - Hmmm, where to begin...

( Guess I'll start with the set-up... )

8/9/09 05:28 pm - OK, now that I'm fully recovered...

I can tell you bitches all about my second time seeing Cobra Starship last Thursday. (Shut up, I'm lazy.)

( COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

7/27/09 01:20 am - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 4

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 4
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love


( The Faer is in town... )

7/8/09 10:58 pm - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 3

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 3
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love


( Enter the Jersonians... )

6/28/09 08:16 pm - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 2

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 2
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love
Notes: Done for [info]anon_lovefest. Hope this is what you wanted, anon.


( Ch. 2 )

6/28/09 08:08 pm - The Drooling Prince, Ch. 1

Name: The Drooling Prince, Ch. 1
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Never trust a fairy-in-training to dole out your wish.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Royal intrigue, literal puppy love
Notes:  Done for [info]anon_lovefest, crossposted to [info]patrickxpeter . Hope this is what you wanted, anon.


( Ch. 1 )

6/7/09 07:31 pm


Name: Nocturnal Life in the Second City
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Something exciting finally happens at one of William's parties.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Cartoonish explosions, vampiric seduction 
Notes:  Done for [info]anon_lovefest. Hope this is what you wanted, anon.

 

( Human/vampire relations are peculiar and strained in Chicago. )

4/20/09 01:14 pm - Friendship Meme!!! <3<3

1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

3/27/09 01:31 am - Obvious Intent


Name: Obvious Intent
Author: [info]dazi_li
Rating: R
Pairing: Vicky T/Patrick, implied!Vicky T/Nate, implied!unrequited!Peterick
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Victoria's decided she's going to hit it. The decision has unexpected repercussions.
Disclaimer: This is so not real, trust me.
Warnings: Loose morals, backroom voyeurism 
Notes:  Done for [info]anon_lovefest, crossposted to [info]patrickxpeter.

( Read more... )

2/6/09 03:35 pm - Holy SHIT

OK, let's check off all the awesome things that have happened today.
  1. My good friend Steph finally got her Net back, so the WoF is complete once more.
  2. The My Chem camp has convened in L.A. to start writing new stuff.
  3. THERE IS A NEW MOTHERFUCKING BLINK-182 ALBUM IN THE WORKS.
So, yeah, today's been pretty much the best day a fangirl could ever ask for.
Current Location: Cloud 11
Current Music: Open Happiness- that Coke collab mess
Current Mood: giddy
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